Have you ever had to settle some sort of dispute or perceived slight by a rapid-fire duel of classic Volkswagenā¦
You know, sometimes I donāt get a chance to shoot episodes of The Torchinsky Files until pretty late at night, afterā¦
As someone who was alive and at least semiconscious during the 1980s, I vividly remember the strange thrill ofā¦
The Torchinsky Files is back! Well, itās not really like it ever left, since itās just me down here in this basementā¦
One of the few benefits of this miserable pandemic is that, thanks to pervasive video conferencing from peopleāsā¦
First off, let me apologize for how often I said the word āfascinatingā in this episode. I really should cap theā¦
Iām astoundingly fortunate. Iāve worked hard to get here, but Iām now in a place where my ridiculous automotive obsesā¦
Iām fully aware that I have a basement full of crap, and, yes, to many eyes, my collection of crap really may beā¦
In our current age of electrons and photons and lasers and shit, most of our car-related information is gottenā¦
Itās no secret that thereās a special place in my heart for things that are, well, kinda crappy. Iām a Yugo owner,ā¦
Since most of us are trapped in our homes as viruses bang on our doors with their creepy little protein arms, Iā¦
If youāre like many people, you enjoy the process of living. Metabolizing, converting food and drink into solid andā¦
After last episodeās fairly deep dive into the world of Volkswagen semi-automatic transmissions, I thought this weekā¦
In keeping with this seriesā overarching theme of giving you the experience of being cornered at a party by someā¦
Youāre back! You came back to my basement! Hot damn, Iām glad you stopped listening to all those people trying toā¦
My unofficial mission for these videos is to talk about stuff that, normally, Iād be too embarrassed to discuss withā¦
I think Iāve made it pretty clear that these little shows are going to be painfully geeky, and I assure you thatā¦
When I express my fondness for you, our regular Jalopnik readers, itās not some contrived bullshit to curry yourā¦