kristenlee
Kristen Lee
kristenlee
Writer at Jalopnik and consumer of many noodles.
Stay Fancy, Motherfuckers

I have a shameful confession to make. Until I started working here, I didn’t read much Jalopnik. Like, at all. I

I Am Going Into Hiding

Wouldn’t you know it, I wake up this morning and hear the servants whispering to each other about this so-called