Final Destination

The new ones claim to be a wholly original engine design, so the BMW swap trick may no longer work. If you try it, though, send pics

I actually asked about that. Apparently the suspension design is all specifically tailored for the sidecar, and removing it would throw everything out of whack.

I invited Andy to come out to Seattle to ride the sidecar! He said no, like a coward

Surely you jest!

Savings? What kind of bourgeois talk is that?

It’s a national treasure

Mercedes I would pay real money to see a Gold Wing TDI

Genuinely the funniest way for him to describe bulletproofing. Yeah, it’ll stop whatever, regardless of mass, as long as it’s moving slow. Totally.

I’d take this over a KLR any day of the week, to be clear

Y’know, I was trying to figure out which Toyota this was, and I ended up going Crown over Celsior just based on the lights. Totally spaced out on the Celsior’s ‘97 facelift.

Oh, it wasn’t supposed to. Mine was just busted, and the transmit switch was stuck

Personally, I’m waiting for smoother thumper motors. Ducati claims this one is well-balanced, so I’m intrigued to see it in a bike

I even asked Rory if I could expense the place! Apparently we don’t have that kind of money.

I’m hoping the crystal method ends up cheaper than a lawyer, but can you really put a price on vibes?

The singular “They” is grammarically accepted as a gender-neutral third-person singular pronoun, and long has been. The backlash to it is recent and ideologically motivated

I’m very curious as to how the driver’s credit score plays into this

If you’ve got a better gender-neutral third person singular pronoun suggestion, I’m all ears

Did he think it was gonna be the size of a Civic, or...

The Hess Truck goes with Energizer batteries like chocolate goes with peanut butter -- absolutely inseparable